Morning Thoughts

A grande nonfat two equal latte and my morning thoughts.

- I attempted to go a morning without my latte this week. FAIL.

- I have turned into a bullet-point blogging machine

- Some psychopath almost hit me this morning. Just because I am slowing down when approaching a red light does NOT mean you should go ahead and try and pull out in front of me to turn LEFT.

- And no, I did not honk. I screamed WHAT THE HELL MAN. Note to self...other drivers can hear horns, not screaming voices.

- The floor of my office is almost completely covered with various things. My favorite items include: a creepy stuffed doll, a credit card machine, Miller Lite arm bands, "Boss Tossers" (google it), an empty tool box, 2 pairs of Nine West flats, 50 mini plastic skateboard keychains, a beach ball, and a dead mini herb plant.

- Camping this weekend. But wathing Blair Witch Project first...probably a bad idea.

Happy morning everyone!