Not Me Monday

Time to jump on the Not Me Monday bandwagon. The following is a list of things that I most definitely did NOT do over the past week. To find out more about Not Me Mondays click here.

• I did not deliberately wear SPF zero "sunscreen" all day on Friday while sitting out by the pool. And I am most certainly not feeling the burn now...
• I do not read the bfs fantasy baseball banter on a regular basis (with his permission of course; they are hilarious, especially when they aren't about baseball. Sorry boys, you got me). I also did not find out that some his friends have read this "poorly written" blog. Oh to be a kid again...
• I do not have over 200 emails to deal with today.
• I did not read 3.5 of the Harry Potter books while on vacation. I am not a complete nerd, I just needed something to read.
• I did not eat 2 whole bags of black licorice. I also did not go crazy and buy pop rocks and zots to add to the sugar high.
• I did not cut back my cucumber plant to the point of no return. I also did not sort of kill all my plants by restricting their water supply all week.
• I am not freaking out about the impending doom that is my 25th birthday.
• I am also not freaking out about having to attend a wedding all by myself. Anyone want to be my date??
• I am not totally sad that my cats were locked up in HELL while I was galavanting around the beach. I am not pissed that "kitty condo" really means semi large cage. Bri and I also did not rescue the cats by carrying them through HELL instead of forcing them into their carrying cage.
• Deuce did NOT poop on my arm while driving back from HELL. The cats also did not freak out and cry the whole way home. They are so not traumatized.